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An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.
Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon
Boy: no I’m circumcised
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The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.
You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!
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Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis
Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning
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Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
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When a man/woman is performing a generous deed of cunnilingus and the recipient lets out a warm and surprising quieff. PPAAAAAAAH...HOT AIR BALLOON!!!
He was being such a a-hole all week. I'm gonna Hot Air Balloon him tonight!!!
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When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and doesn't realize he left a condom on from having sex. While peeing, he fills the condom up with piss creating a piss filled water balloon (also known as a Golden Balloon)
He inadvertently created a Midnight Water Balloon while taking a piss late at night.
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Performing oral sex on a woman in 69 position and she farts into partners nostrils during act.
I was eating my girlfriend out in a 69 and she fired up a hot air balloon in my nose.
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