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Something people have from being very excited for a video game before it is released.
One week before Halo 3 comes out
Person 1: "ZOMG HALO 3, OMG! I LOVE HALOO!!"
Person 2: Dude put your game boner away
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An untimely and inappropriate erection during an implicitly non-sexual interaction.
"Sorry my snuggle boner made it difficult to enjoy Wall-E."
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An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner
Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.
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An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.
Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.
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A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.
Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.
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n.; An erection aroused by violence
Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!
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n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.
Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.
Next in line for an oral presentation.
Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.
Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.
Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
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