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A term of endearment usually given by a woman to her guy lover or friend who makes her feel secure and loved.
"When I'm lonely, I think about hugging my Billy Bear"
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Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...
"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"
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At the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you jizz all over a girls dome-piece. Hence the name jizzly bear.
Chad proceeded to give squeely a jizzly bear after thrusting repeatedly. Squeely loved it.
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A period of time where all matter is replaced with bears, except for humans and bears. This includes air, because of this humans would need to adapt to be able to breath bears. In addition to the change of matter, all empty space would be replaced by swarms of bees.
1. A bear age is similar to an ice age, only the Earth would be engulfed with bears, not ice.
2. Global Warming is going to cause the next bear age.
3. During a bear age, the ground is made of bears, the air is made of bears, the trees are made of bears, homes are made of bears, even bears are made of bears.
4. During a bear age, bees are not made of matter; and all matter is made of bears.
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Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.
Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.
A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
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Not to be confused with the British Avatar of God Himself, bear grillz are the recent phenomenon whereupon bears have taken to attaching sharp pieces of metal to their teeth.
Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.
An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
"Dude, what the hell is in that bear's mouth?"
"RUN MAN RUN! THAT BEAR IS WEARING BEAR GRILLZ!"
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