Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.

Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

Beer Mug

When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.

Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.

Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.

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Street Beer

A street beer is a beer that you take with you on a trip, obviously walking, to the store, pub, match, church, etc. This beer helps you get through all the mouth-breathing wankers that you may encounter on your trip. It also gives you that "running start" before you enter the pub or match. Also it may save you from that terrible dred you get while in church or the store. Upon arrival you dispose of the bevvy and access the institution. This maybe the answer to being infinitely cool. (Enter Shikari, 2009)

"Hey mate, you better toss that street beer before you go into the pub. Otherwise Daisy will kill ya."

magic beer

When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender

- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer

- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.