Rural Dictionary

big bite

The big bite is an event that may occur as a man is receiving a blow job from a woman and then out of pure boredom and before blowing his load decides to give her an uppercut to the chin. Normally followed by wailing pain by the blow job recipient.

This prostitute was quite stank, so instead of blowing my load I gave her a big bite

by Steve October 6, 2004

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bite-the-ween

person who is very irritating

someone takes your drink when you are not looking:

"gimme my drink you BITE-THE-WEEN!"

by RemoDude October 16, 2009

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bite shoes

Something terrible: describing a bad situation, or in the noun sense, someone who could not be any worse.

1) "I went to this party and it was a sausagefest, fucking biteshoes!"

2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"

by Sir RAV April 18, 2008

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Pizza Bites

Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly chewy plastic-like bread rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.

As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip you kids up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits are for noobs! (see noob) We need some real pizza!"

by IHeartPizzaBites June 2, 2009

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