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Lips, no matter whom or what they belong to, that are in prime "Nob Slobbing" condition.
Wow bro, that bitch got some really nice blowjob lips!
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Just prior to climax from oral copulation, the giver suddenly stops and scalps the entire pubic region of the reciever.
DAMIT! Id rather get an apache blowjob then deal with this shit!
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reverse blowjob is when your lover carefully sucks your testicles into her mouth,then gently biting down, she reaches up and masturbates your cock
reverse blowjob can be stronly enpowering to your woman, she is in contol,she can cause great pleasure or great pain
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When you're giving a guy head but before you suck it you grab a cheese grader and shred his cock
I gave my boyfriend the best slovakian blowjob last night
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V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.
Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.
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Whilst recieving a blow job sing the Australian national anthem.
As Sheila bent over to suck my cock I started singing the Australian national anthem I knew I was going to enjoy this first of many Ozzy Blowjobs.
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X implements the highest form of friendship/bro-ship on Y, the action is so good it would take Y to sell his soul to X to repay the favour.
Tim: Hey mate here's a dollar
Tom: Aw thanks how can I repay you?
Tim: With a metaphorical blowjob
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