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The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)
What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled
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When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.
"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."
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An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.
A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.
B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.
A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"
Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!
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An ailment that effects the inner psycho of a woman when exposed to alcohol, causing episodes of hysteria.
"We went for drinks last night and Heather was a straight up genie in a bottle, throwing her phone at her boyfriend and sobbing to the bartender."
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Used as a name for a vape when family are around
Jake:Hey mate can I borrow your water bottle ?
Adam: yeah sure ( gives him the vape)
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The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.
*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"
"What?"
"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"
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When a woman opens her legs while getting anal sex and the man pulls out and cums in her side open vagina with his penis
Bro I just gave Marie the spit bottle
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