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Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit
GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.
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A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.
"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."
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worthless dude, someone who has no value or substance to anything they say or do
Did Joe come by today? Man, that bullshit ass nigga aint even show up.
Faking your own death on your social media page in order to gain more followers.
Person 1: Oh my god! This meme page owner just killed himself!
Person 2: No he didn't, he's just pulling an edgy bullshit
It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.
It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.
*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn
Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.
Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.
*crash noises*
Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.
*Aelin sighs
Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
rowan sizing up someone.
Aelin: Stop with the territorial fae bullshit
The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
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def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"
def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."
Alright I had my time of sadness. Back on my bullshit let’s get it.
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