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Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face
i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor
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People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced
"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"
"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
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Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.
When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!
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the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers.
"That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS"
If you give me twenty dollars, I will rake your butthole. STRICTLY BUTTHOLE RAKING.
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When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.
Damn those butthole fingers smell like shit!
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A person who is acting annoying and bothersome. (A pain in the butt)
Person 1: Bro my cousin is such a poopy butthole.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 3: He rapped and murdered my entire family. Even my dog.
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Proper application of mentos and diet coke to the rectum by a trained professional, masseuse, or close friend resulting in an involuntary "human volcano" situation.
Went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole. I dont reccomend it.
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