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hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 26, 2018


Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.

* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.

by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019


butthole bush

the hair around someones butthole

damn dude that girl had butthole bush going on.

by thinknegative February 02, 2014


Butthole smurfer

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

by M I sofakingweetodded August 07, 2016


butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

by big_cheebus November 01, 2021


Fizzy Butthole

Proper application of mentos and diet coke to the rectum by a trained professional, masseuse, or close friend resulting in an involuntary "human volcano" situation.

Went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole. I dont reccomend it.

by Cue2022 March 12, 2022


butthole raking

the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers.
"That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS"

If you give me twenty dollars, I will rake your butthole. STRICTLY BUTTHOLE RAKING.

by regs trapp September 21, 2008