cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick

you are not a prick you are the entire cactus

cactus

a perfect dildo

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!

Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.

Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!

cactus mouth

Mouth that is beyond the OD cotton mouth. It's the desert.

Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.

Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.

Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!