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N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.
Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.
I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.
"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"
It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.
Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)
To vomit harshly from a moving vehicle. If heard from outside it might sound like Chewbacca's yell.
1."What was in that chilli? Slow down and open the window. I think it's time for a Wookie Call."
2."Did you hear that Wookie Call when the bus went by?"
A late night summons, often made by telephone to arrange for clandestine mind altering liaison through the use of marijuana on an ad hoc basis, or when you happen to be out of pot.
Dude, I was gonna go to bed early but Daryl dooby called me and I ended up smoking until 5am.
When math geeks could experience a deeper relationship with mathematics’s most beloved constant, as they delight in her presence, who is more than willing to reveal more of her numerical or geometric secrets to those who seek her with all their heart, mind, and soul.
Like Jesus, Pi calling. Why not enjoy peace in her transcendental presence?
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When youre chessed out alone and just wanna talk all day so you call random people and tell them your life story
Bob snorted a fat 8 ball and coke called his boss at work. Oops