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The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.
1.The most vial and distrubing sexual act I have ever heared of is called Canada's History
2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
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Worst mail service in the world, no buts about it. Royal Mail (UK) can deliver a standard letter in around a day, across country. You could put a letter in a box in front of your house, addressed to you and you may receive it in a week.
My parcel is going to take 2 weeks to arrive from the same province because Canada Post.
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A region including Minnesota, Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
"My friend Tim is from Michigan, it's in Southern Canada."
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The sexual act of covering moose antlers with maple syrup leaving it out overnight and sticking the bug covered antlers into as many orifices as possible while your partner beats you over the head with the Stanly Cup. Then using the resulting blood and semen to draw a portrait of Queen Elizabeth ii all while listning to Rush or Bryan Adams
Bill: I met a hot girl from Toronto last night
Steve: Did you do Canada's History with her
Bill: Yeah do you want to see the queen portrait
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The 'Canada's History' is an extremely vile, yet strangely satisfying, sex act that originated in the Moose Jaw, SK, General Hospital Psychiatric ward in 1987. It is now practiced throughout Canada, especially in the cold parts, by children, adults, and seniors alike. The act itself involves the male genitalia being dipped in maple syrup before being made to negotiate a pair of Moose antlers which have been strapped to the female's groin area. Male beginners at this move may choose to wear a protective sports cup on the their groin while practicing this skill with their friends--this is often referred to on the schoolyards of Canada as the "Stanley Cup". Regional differences do exist in regards to the 'Canada's History' however. In maritime Canada and northern Quebec, where human-looking and smelling females have long since become extinct, the use of a seal instead of a human female is accepted. While the normal version of the "Canada's History" is culminated by both parties needlessly apologizing to each other, the Maritime/N. Quebec version ends with the clubbing of the aforementioned seal.
"I wonder if mom and dad know we can hear them doing the Canada's History"
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Everyone in roleplay should know her. If you don't, you're obviously the biggest, most stupid n00b ever. This is to everyone in roleplay or joined roleplay (duh). Canada Woods is the most well known/"popular" girl in roleplay. Everyone seems to respect her and idolize her as if she is immortal. People try to copy her and make hate sites for her just cause they can't find another person to obsess to, but someone by the name of Canada Woods. She's not actually hated, people just wanna get to her brain and make her perform a bad scene and ruin her own reputation. Again, I don't see her messing up anything about herself. Plus, not like everyone is friends with her, but they try, want, need to be friends with her, just to get 5 minutes of the spotlight or probably use her. Except Miss Woods is highly clever of some sort. I can't seem to track down the reason why she is clever to ditch the suck-ups and make the haters back off. Again, she has so many, many, many lovers. No one knows why she's popular, but some say that she's known because of her name. Not true. There's just something else, but I can't seem to track it. Canada was an unusual name to everyone out there who roleplays, but then the name 'Canada' got shot out to the whole wide community of RP and now everyone is familiar with that name. There's so much with this girl. I just don't know how to explain her. Just that she's the biggest "rolebrity" out there right now. Everyone is obsessed and just waiting to receive a reply from her. Even if it's two words, the world goes insanely happy and crazy. STATS/FACTS: She has a boyfriend name Jake Mraz, and she seems to praise him and love him even though he doesn't sign on Myspace much. Even if he's not a Myspace lover, she still loves the him a lott and they're probably one of the couples that can actually have a real relationship. They must be talking on aim a lot, I assume. / She has two nieces? I think it's that Shiloh and Brooklyn Bombshell. Idk if Shiloh still has her Rockafeller name, but Canada is their aunt. / She has/had (?) a sister name Baybayleaf (another popular) who is rather mean and ignorant. Baybayleaf and Canada are on and off with the whole sib thing. Canada is too nice and Baybayleaf is just always doing something wrong to upset her sister. Are they still talking and are they still sisters? We don't know / Canada has a best friend name Jr and this other one name Easy Cullen? Question is, has Canada and Jr ever been in a relationship with each other and how long have they been best friends? Plus, who is Easy? She pops out of nowhere and becomes second or first on Canada's top when the rest of the roleplay world wants to be able to be on there. / Canada has a grandson? I think his name is Patrick and they seem pretty close, but pretty distant. Although, I must say that they are tight with each other, like best friends for life -- grandmama & grandson.. awww. / Last stat&fact is that Canada prefers small tops. I've never seen her with a huge top before, considering she's a very private person and likes to keep close friends on a small number of her top. Why? Also, people think she's inspirational and they look up to her. If you were to ask somebody about a famous rper that they look up to or like, they'd say somewhat like Canada Woods. I've heard too much of her name before. It's addicting, I say. But I'm not obsessed. So basically, this is part of the definition of who Canada Woods is. P.S. If you ask anyone who'd they prefer more, Canada Woods or Paul Chevise aka Paulpaulshake (the most popular two on roleplay), then people would say Canada Woods.
If you were wondering.. Yes, I used to own a popular site, but I wasn't an owner of a hate site. I have no need to start a gossip site either and ramble around wasting my time, but I feel like people should know about Canada. I'm only giving her more fame and face, but that's because I think she deserves it and I have no clue why.
Canada Woods roleplay well known popular famous better than paulpaulshake
girl1: dude, do you know who canada woods is???
girl2: fuck, are you kidding? what kind of shit are you smoking?! everyone knows who she is.
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Anonymous: So who do you think is the most well known girl on RP?
Replier: uhhh.. Canada Woods
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girl A: OMFG, i just commented canada woods
girl B: dude, you're so brave. -.- like seriously, i would never do that..
(3 MINUTES LATER)
girl A: ahhh!! canada replied to me! omg
girl B: -breathes hard and almost suffocates- she did?! damnnn. im gonna comment her tomorrow then :D
girl A: bitch!! i commented her first!!!!
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guy1: So dude, everyone's talking about Canada Woods.
guy2: Haha, yeah I know. It's kinda... obsessing.
guy1: Yeah man. About all the things they say about her, it's all good shit. It kinda makes me into her.
guy2: HAHA! Into her? like...
guy1: No! I mean, into her as in she's attractive. I wanna get to know her someday. It'd be cool. cause basically everyone is obsessed with her man. It's sick, but in a good way.
guy2: haha, I know. my girlfriend and her friends talk about Canada sometimes.
WOW-WOW-WOW.
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the act of two consenting adults fondling eachother with a maple leaf soaked in maple syrup, before going to town on eachother with goalie pads, a french to english translation book, and a picture of alan thicke. all of this done while listening to a record of william shatner's spoken word album "The Transformed man"
jim: so, you showed diane a bit aboot canadas history last night eh?
bob: ohh yaaaa, she knows all aboot it now
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