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catholicism

A religion in which every member must feel guilty for something, Jews go to hell, everyone else is wrong and if they try to speak out, they are flamed for being "antisemetic".
During the middle ages, the Roman Catholic Church would sell forgiveness, thus spreading the message that a rich man could buy his place in heaven.
Largely responsible for driving people of other faiths out of England into the Americas which, in turn, spread european disease and caused a genocide of most of the Native American people.
A group of people who can tell you there is 'no such thing as magic' but can also tell you 'God created the world in less then a week'.
A religion that attempts to raise children to be good, honest people through fear of punishment, rather then raising them to be good, honest people because it's the right thing to do.

Most practitioners of Catholicism are hypocrits.
I am going to be accused of being antisemetic

by zomghardxcore March 8, 2006

69πŸ‘ 226πŸ‘Ž


catholicism

im gonna sound really bad when i say this, but i will say what i must. Though the catholic church is amongst the oldest forms of christian belief, it is also the most tainted and dark form. Not the Orthodox catholic, but the roman catholic (sorry!). It was because of the Roman Catholic church, that thousands of Native American tribes went extinct. It also lead to the enslavement of blacks and the colonization of the Orient. Soon, the will to spread the word of God became malevolent will and avarice. Also, the Roman Catholic church praises the pope as God's interpreter, no man can choose for the world the meaning of the scripitures, no matter how pure he is...

Catholicism's hands are unfortunately stained with blood

by da outcast May 9, 2005

64πŸ‘ 220πŸ‘Ž


Catholicism

Is the word "Capitalism" as heard when speaking with the flesh of the savior in your mouth.

Mmmm, that is saviory.

by rulin May 29, 2005

44πŸ‘ 170πŸ‘Ž


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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."

by Super Loves Cakes June 19, 2022


catholicism

A sect of Christianity based on the teachings of Cathol.

That man Cathol, was a role model for the popes, as you can tell by their gluttenous behavior.

by Drafone January 20, 2005

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catholicized

to be transformed through a systematic education in the tenants of catholicism; a giving in to the faith and principles professed by the Roman Catholic Church. Subservient to an esoteric principle of faith. Convinced.

Too often have I seen really good people catholicized to the point that they can no longer find happiness. Their guilt rules over their lives and their faith gets the best of them.

by Etyfunkalist May 25, 2014

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Catholicism

Catholicism

The faith of boring people weekly on sundays way to fucking early in the morning and if you don’t feel dead inside when you are part of this faith then it isn’t working.

β€œWhat religion do you believe in?”

β€œCatholicism, sorry I said it wrong, I am forced to believe in being tortured every Sunday and felling dead inside.”

by Depressy duck January 30, 2018

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