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Someone you're in-touch with.
Handsome bald man: "... and I am very in-touch with my inner child"
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Its not literally a child just a very early stage of a person in form of a male person's arousal product.
Lil nas x : "shoot a child in your mouth while i'm ridin'"
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A person that has lived with strict religious parent's that are completely controlling. That they can't even let them express themselves even if they tell them to just be themselves. Ends up making their kids become more rebellious and making them feel ashamed of there own interest and likes.
Person 1: are you a sheltered child?
Person 2: Yes
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The way annoying British people say Child Labor, which by the way is super fun and 11/10 would recommend!
British Person: Eww did you hear about that Child Labour down in Alabama? Its hilarious!!
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Someone who is 25 or older and still shows no interest in joining the real world. Often living at home for little or no rent, these people usually avoid any form of responsibility whatsoever. They also get increasingly resentful as life passes them by and wonder why their friends and family never truly treat them with the respect they believe they deserve for the achievements in life that they haven't actually got.
Often showing exceptional interest in computer games, tabletop games, movies and sci-fi shows. These individuals truly do not want to grow up. They don't realise you can enjoy all of these things in a super geeky fashion while also having a job, a car and possibly a girl/boyfriend. They simply focus all their attention into their hobbies and lose sight of the world around them.
Not bad, or malicious people necessarily. Just due to the way they've been raised, or the way they've dealt with the world. These people are probably going to live at home till they're 50. They often don't manage to settle down with members of the opposite sex for several reasons, usually a combination of poor self-esteem, poor self-management and the fact that they blame everyone else for their less than stellar existence. Most women/men find this highly unattractive and hence the adult child generally stays single either forever or until they finally do something about their situation and change their life. Some adult children occasionally meet other adult children and hook up. The majority of the time, both individuals will be massively obese, both suffer from depression and both stay at home all day while on sickness benefits. (because they're too depressed/lazy/fat to work) Likelyhood of their residence smelling of shit and unwashed clothes is high.
For the rest that never change and wish things will change without them putting the effort in. They will remain the same - they are truly lost.
"Wow, I wish Gary would come out but he never has any money because he spends his whole months income on Dungeons and Dragons books and Xbox games." He is an adult child.
"I wish I could learn to drive but I just can't afford lessons or manage the responsibility of driving. Ooo, what's that? Collectors edition of World of Warcraft for £70? I MUST BUY IT!"
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A person raised by strict parents who refuse to expose their children to the real world.
A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
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