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An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.
"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"
"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
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Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
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A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
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When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!
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A phrase commonly used by sunday school children when they scrape their knees, the phrase originated from the fact that Jesus and other sand niggers fuck sheep when they can't get laid.
Jesus Sheep-Fucking Christ you Moon Belly you just spilt the bong water.
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Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.
Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
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Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
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