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christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded

Christopher a Garcia thinks this website is a credible source.

by IQUQQ April 25, 2019


christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will

I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!

by SNMonelove April 20, 2019


Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.

"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

by Decolonized December 9, 2021


St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021


Christopher Quick

Cum

I’m gonna Christopher Quick

by Cum6969 September 25, 2022


Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023


Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022