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When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!
Quick, rigorous masturbation.
Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.
A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.
Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”
(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash
Will is a clapped wasteman
When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.
I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!
Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?
Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.
Person 1: Filthy bastard...
Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.
He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.