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A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.
Hey I gave a Bill Clinton to this bitch the other day and they tried to say it was my jizz!
A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."
Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...
Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.
A cunt that people vote on because they don't like Trump.
Person 1: Why do you vote on Hillary Clinton
Person 2: Because I don't like Trump
Crazy witch who loves to chew on babies. She also wants to nuke Russia because she is the devil and loves to kill innocent people. She is like modern Hitler, but instead of Jews, she hates slavs.
Heil Hillary Clinton - dumb democRAT
A grand daughter of Lilith she has more kill cover ups than any killer ever. Lilith was once Adam's first wife in the bible before she left him. Also Lilith is associated with killing babies and being a vampire.
Wow man did you see how many victims Hillary Clinton has in her closet in the White House.
Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.
Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.
When you try (and fail miserably) to flip your phone's camera around
"I gotta get a video of this! Hold up, let me just Hillary Clinton this shit real quick"