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A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.
Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.
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a group of rediculously hot girls from south georgia, who happen to form cults, crews, posses, and/or gangs relating to their location and sex
did you see that clit crew last night? hot as shit, id do them
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-The female version of being "blue balled"
-When a girl gets sexually excited and is abruptly cut-off and unable to reach orgasm
-A person who "chills" a girls clit would be considered a Clit-Freezer
-When a girl the female version of "cock blocked"
"I was totally with this guy last night and things were really hot, when all of a sudden he just busted and he totally chilled my clit"
"I have a bad case of cold clit, my boyfriend came early last night, SUCKS!"
"Me and my boyfriend where going at it last night, when his roommate walked in a totally clit blocked me, like come on, really?"
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The use of a suctioning device placed on the clitoris to create a new sensation and enlarge it.
"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"
"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"
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Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...
Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.
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An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
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The enlarged clitoris of a male-to-female transsexual.
There's no such thing as chicks with dicks, just girls with tranny clits.
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