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Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
Someone who hides their crack or drug addiction from their friends and steals money to fulfill it
My friend Koy is a closet crackhead because I know he’s a tweak but he won’t admit it
When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving
Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.
When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet
Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.
Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?
Yeah they are closet bangers.