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A sexual move where usually the female will put one foot on the male's testicles, and the other foot used to choke the man out. Next, the woman will clasp their hands together over the male's penis and begin to suck very hard.
Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.
Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
When you fart cum on someone's face and lick it off after they ejaculated in your ass
My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
An Indian cocktail is when you poop in a toilet then put your head down in it and flush.
Yeah bro, I had guests over last night and made Indian cocktails to welcome them
When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.
Last night I had an indian cocktail, and I had to take a shower
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The act of sexual intercourse whilst under the influence of alcohol. Wordplay from the alcoholic drink, cocktails.
((To clarify, the act is consensual and is in no way a form of rape, simply intoxicated coitus))
"Dude, looks like there'll be some cocktail sticking at this party tonight"- " I only drink for the cocktail sticking anyway"