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The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.
Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
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An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.
Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"
Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You're a bad friend, and I'm so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?
Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?
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Something bullshit politicians say when they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
A fuck job, a ripoff
Hey Joe are you going to make America great again?
Ahhhh come on man, you know the thing.
alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.
He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."
something you say when u know you about to say something controversial and people are gonna get triggered (doesn't work that well)
Hater: dont come at me, but... tom holland aint that cute
tom holland superfan: *punches Hater*
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a short way to say you suck dick in spanish
My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
Me:Te la comes, dude you gotta let me sleep
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A challenge to fight, not quite a call to war.
Come get some, my fo fo is itching to make love to your body.
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