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Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison
The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly
Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.
Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices
I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.
A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks
Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.
Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.
Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.