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Where you kidnap your friends and put them in Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria and the animatronics are actually sex toys and they continually give you Russian flash bangs, German gasmasks, etc, when it turn midnight till 6am. For five nights in a row.
Person 1: “Nah my friends made me do the Five Nights At Creamy’s Challenge.”
Person 2: “Damn what even is that.”
Person 1: “It’s just a bunch of sex toys and animatronics that give some flash bangs and such, I get kinky for those.”
Person 2: “that should’ve been me you know how I get around them animatronics😩”
Person 1: “It happens 12am - 6am”
Where by you, (A woman) are administering a blowjob to a man and as he ejaculates inside your mouth. You spit it back onto your palm and slap him in the face
Guy1: your girl gave me the creamy Ottoman
Guy2: what the fuck?
One of the best sauces to come to mankind. Consists of a creamy white sauce that can be either great or disgusting.
It’s the reason we call it creamy roulette.
This can be found at StarBread ( located near In N Out© in Tracy California )
We should go try some creamy roulette sauce!
Mmm this creamy roulette sauce is bussin
When you jizz so hard that shit protrudes from your sack.
Bro, I got with a baddie last night and almost got creamy nuticles.
When you pour whipped cream into someone’s asshole and drink it out
“Dude, she drank literal whipped cream in my ass! It was awesome!”
“Dude, she totally gave you a creamy rimmy”
When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back
Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.