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The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much.
Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.
(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)
There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.
It mainly consists of:
- An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
- Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats
And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)
Teenage girl: Did you hear about Sutter Creek? I heard it's the Hick capital of the world!
Travis: hurr durr you got double d's
best damn place on earth (located in WEST VIRGINIA)
back creek valley is where its at
The intense sunburn associated with being at Mountain Creek Water Park all day.
Dont slap me on my creek burn
The edge of someones anus crack.
I just felt a tingle in the creek of my ass.
Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!
(Elk Creek) is a country town.
The Worst Place In All Existence
who says lets go to Mill Creek Middle School
Go to Albany Creek State High School? you must have gay nigga balls