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(Noun) An elite group of males who form a group consisting of creepy individuals. Members are often persecuted by peoples who are not part of the Creek Crew. Common punishments for being in the Creek Crew are, but not limited to: Butt Funnel, Quadruple Butt Funnel, and Elephant Walk.
Members perform rituals similar to that of Freemasons whereas members greet each other using secret handshakes and phrases.
Initiation to the Creek Crew can only be done through a current member/s.
There are a select few of us who think they're better than the rest of us. Would all members of this "Creep Crew" come forward. (Punishment to ensue)
Though is not worthy of the creek crew.
A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
When a woman fills her anal cavity with a large anal plug causing diarrhea to flow out of the vagina.
Damn Girl, that Beef Creek is running.
Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.
A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
The act of walking like there is a Bloomin' Onion hidden/smuggled in your pants.
How ironic that Damin just left Boulder Creek with his grandpa and now has boulder creek swag
a school with a bunch of bitch ass blonde white girls that fuck the all the black guys. They’re all snow bunnies and sluts. people fuck in the bathrooms and parking lot. it’s a tiny ass school w shitty teachers and nic fiens but sadly, no pot-heads.
person 1: fox creek highschool is great!
person 2: shut yo bitch ass up