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creep monster

Someone who is in constant state of high level creepiness over a long duration. The other characteristic of the term is being unaware or turning a blind eye to one own level of creepiness.

Man: wow you're a creep monster
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright

by fat scum March 5, 2008

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IM Creep

Men who look for women who they have never had any prior contact with to Facebook IM at night with the usual "Hi" or "Hi baby, you're sexy" looking for somekind of fictional porno conversation.

Christi: Dude, I woke up to four IM creep messages this morning.
Tayler: Fuck, guys are horny this time of year

by Ihatehipstersbitches December 27, 2011

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Mission Creep

When a local law enforcement unit conducts a long term investigation, and a federal agent slowly inserts themselves towards the end of this investigations just to be part of the raid that arrests the target so they can get credit and look like the hero at the press conference.

"Who's this Joe guy and why is he suiting up with us for the raid?"
"He's a Fed. Mission Creep."
"Gotcha"

by John E. Law November 30, 2019

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workweek creep

1) Constant connectivity via your smartphone and computer blurs the boundaries between your work life and your personal life.

2) Constant connectivity at work via e-mail & chat, results in so many interruptions that you cannot get blocks of time to do any thinking, resulting in you catching up on your work at home on nights and weekends.

This is the third e-mail from my boss this weekend. I'm a victim of workweek creep!

by Marc L. Grubb July 1, 2008

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Sex Creep

One who creeps on others having sex.

We were doin' it and along came a sex creep.

by rachel8675309 November 19, 2010

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slow creep

slow creep: The phrase "slow creep" is used when one gets high off of crippy, and the high slowly creeps up on you.

Janine sat listening to music after smoking her last joint.
as the song ended, she suddenly realized that the slow creep was now full blown; she was baked.

by shockerr April 17, 2006

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Creeping Charlie

An act performed while 2, or more, people are having sex, where one person sticks 1, or more finger(s) in and/or around the other's asshole.

Jenny was riding my dick the other night while I reached around to her ass and gave that hoe a Creeping Charlie.

by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

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