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A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
Unofficially the counter response to Moon Cricket, which is a phase coined to racially describe a P.O.C.; but is acceptable among the black community.
Look at the red necked sun cricket with his F150 and low rise jeans.
Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.
Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.
A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.
Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.
A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep
Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket