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The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad
Samantha: Ew
An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.
-What you mean the show?
Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.
-Toadly.
Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.
“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”
A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum
"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."
Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.
Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!