An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).
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David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesnβt pay for shit. Every girlfriend heβs had complains that he doesnβt spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: youβre being such a David.
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Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.
Man: Stop acting like David.
Person who is called: sorry
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David is me, an idiot.
David is really stupid.
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The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.
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a fat linemen that sucks at math
David u suck
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David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in heβs the worst he makes me want to end it heβs ruining my life please
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