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to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
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When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.
Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!
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woman #1: Christ, I've been chewing table legs all week.
woman #2: Wow, I thought you had the pleasure stick 5000?
woman #1: Yeah, but it's run out of dildo fuel and I've not been to the store yet.
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a rainbow colored dildo that some homosexual men use to pentrate thier anus
"Mikey just bought me a rainbow dildo yesterday"
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a dildo that is so massive, it feels like you're being fucked by a donkey.
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a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command
yeah right voodoo dildo my ass!
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1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent
2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'
(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)
Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*
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