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Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.

I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!

by Nappinappi November 16, 2010


Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023


booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.

Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.

by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020


Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.

Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 2, 2020


Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020


Dony Disease

No cure, side affects include dumbness and death

The man was infected with Dony Disease

by iMLGDoctor February 27, 2018


The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023