Why does no one love me?

"Why does no one love me?"

A question asked by many people, truth be told many people love you.

girl: "Why does no one love me?"
guy: "What do you mean? So many people love you!

what zero pussy does to a man

The effects of a male when they are exposed to a prolonged period of receiving little to no female pussy, this can usually transform them into a plebbitfag who craves child porn (or pillow covers and even may stoop so low to buy it) to a femboy (as their mind declines from being healthy to unhealthy)

guy1: posts image of a bodypillow
guy1: Im gonna jack off to this.
guy2: What zero pussy does to a man.

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what does pussy smell like

Fish, just fish.

What does pussy smell like?
Fish

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why does urban dictionary exist

Urban Dictionary exists because god is dead.
If you are asking, god was killed by this website.

Is god dead?
Yes sir, Urban Dictionary exists.
Why does urban dictionary exist?
God is dead, that is why.

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does 9.99999999 = 10?

like if you think it is and dislike if you think it is not

does 9.99999999 = 10?

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does she keep you warm

A way of calling someone gay by referencing Macklemore's song Same Love

Guy 1 - I'm so happy Macklemore won all the rap Grammys over Kendrick lamar.

Guy 2 - does she keep you warm?

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What does a pussy look like?

A question asked to nerds,noobs,stright edges,promise keepers ect. Not because they need to know the answer but to see if THEY know.

Hey man what does a pussy look like?
I...uaaa...
See I told you he didn't even know what a pussy looks like.
Next time say it looks like a piece of meat.

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