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When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
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a good solid punch to the head
he dookie licked the hell out of that guy
dont dookie lick me
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When you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a small turd from his pant leg.
Last night in the produce department of Wal Mart I saw a geezer shake a small turd from his pant leg. I guess he shit himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. Geezer was a Dookie Ninja!
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A cigarette that is laced at the tip of the cigarette with cocaine. And when lit and inhaled hold as long as you can before exhaling.
I would love to smoke a T-Dookie cigarette.
When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.
"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"
When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.
Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"