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When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....
Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.
the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time
dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.
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The craziest motherfucker on the road, He will do anything to beat you in a street race. Likely to get in a crash and chronically plays 2-step as the only song while he's driving because it has excessive bass to it.
He is a jay pio driver in that young Prius.
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When two bus drivers pass each other during their routes, they wave at each other. It happens commonly in both public transit and school bus routes, and is meant to convince the bus drivers that they actually have friends.
Two bus drivers are at opposite ends of an intersection. As they pass, they wave at each other. This is, simple put, a Bus Driver Wave.
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When one performs or lets loose what he/she thinks to be a fart, and turns out to be a little wet turd that is squishy and warm between the cheeks. If left unattended, this mush may become rather irritable, uncomfortable, and smelly. This always results in a mess and sometimes may soil one's undergarments. One may relate this occurrence to a real life cab drivers ass.
Dude, totally have to change my boxers I got cab drivers ass.
What in SAM hell is that smell, Brian you got cab drivers ass again?
a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day
she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob
The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now"
Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!