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When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
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a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked
dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?
1. saying you will be somewhere at a certain time and showing up approximately thirty minutes to an hour late.
dude - where is josh at? he said he would be here a half hour ago.
dude2 - he is always late, he is on drug dealer time.
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to complete the whole thought that you are trying to get across. Adding this nonsense just adds to the confusion when people don't really get what you are saying.
Bob " yo man ,you see that dog that just ran out and the light that came on and the wild stuff in australia "
Jim "dude, what the fuck are you talking about, are you wasted??"
Bob " man....eat, gun, drugs"
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When someone has taken drugs for so long that they are immune to getting that high.
Girl 1: How long have you been on drugs?
Girl 2: For 25 years. Do you think i'm drug fucked?
Girl 1: Damn, i hope not. That sucks.
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Someone who loves to fight over Dream the green blob when someone states their personal opinion.
DreamStan: Dream is so smexy.
Person: Oh so you’re a drug addicted
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Human drug- when someone is behaving in a certain way and you like them to the Point where you're kinda addicted to them.
She was so funny, she's like a Human drug!
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