Gankle Eater

A person that likes to eat ankles, but they’re gay

Ugh Brian, you’re such a gankle eater!

Ciabatta Eater

Much like a quiche eater in that it is a more prominent version of that. A quiche eater is 'super gay'.

"Did you see Toby making out with that muscly black guy. Toby is such a ciabatta eater.

Shoe Eater

A stupid bitch that goes around correcting people and spewing linguistic diarrhea everywhere. Stay away from shoe eaters.

Friend 1: Stay away from Jeff, he’s a shoe eater

Friend 2: Oh yah, he sharted his opinions right on me

coin eater

A young woman who'd basically suck the Man dry of his money. Every cent.

Hey look over there! It's the Coin Eater!

Cereal Eater

When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"

-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."