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Jane: “Yeesh, they have the same energy as Ryuko Matoi”
Josh: “And what energy does she have?”
Both: “…”
Both: “Bottom energy”
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Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥
Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!
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When a female acts like she’s that bitch
“I can’t stand Maya”
“Yeah, she thinks she has big tit energy”
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Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.
Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Monster is a drink that obiviously gives you energy.
This drink became so famous that scene/emo kids took it as their favorite energy drink and made a big deal of it by creating shirts, and making big paragraphs on their Myspace explaining how much they love Monster, and drinking Monster like water.
Come on, it's just an energy drink. Who gives a shit. No need to make a big deal of an enery drink!
*Looks at dumb girl's Myspace*
OmFGzzz lyk3 MoNst3r iZ s0o0 g00D! lIke I h@v3 Thr33 @ DaY aNd iM 3v3ntuaLLy gOnn@ d!3 oF @ HeaRt attacK, bUt iTz OkaII bKuZ iTz wH@T tH3 Sc3n3 k!dz/Em0z d0. ilY Monster Energy Drink <3333
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The feminine counterpart of big dick energy.
Knowing that you have options and that it feels good to walk away or equally good to have physical gratification, both without submitting to the status quo.
Acknowledging what you want and trusting that you are worthy of getting it. Self-respect.
Basic Bro 1: Dude, that girl is such a tease
Real Man: I think she just has Big Vagina Energy.
Basic Bro 2: Dude, that girl is such a hoe
Real Man: I think she just has Big Vagina Energy.
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When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life
“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”
“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”
“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”
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