pinch the tip, then let 'er rip

Right before a man is about to ejaculate, he (or someone else) pinches the tip of his penis to stop the flow of the goods. Pressure builds, and right before his eyes are about to pop out he (or someone else) releases the shot which now has an extremely extended range of distance.

Jon: Dude, Jake! What the fuck is that hanging down from your ceiling above your bed?!

Jake: Awww shit, forget to clean up last night after trying to make some knuckle babies.

Jon: How the fuck did you get it up there?!

Jake: That's easy DUDE! Just pinch the tip, then let 'er rip!

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Annamo a pija er gelato?

Used in Italy, rome, ask to someone if you're bored or tired to go and get some ice cream

*al funerale*
"Era una brava persona..."
"Ma a me non me ne frega n'cazzo annamo a pija er gelato?"

"Ho una voglia assurda di farlo ;)"
"Ma a me non me ne frega n'cazzo annamo a pija er gelato?"

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one shotter you got 'er

Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.

"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"

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Eid er por kothor andolon

Something that has been carefully planned and discussed for the future, but everyone involved knows it will completely fail or postponed.

Every year the trip we plan after finals is like Eid er por kothor andolon!

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

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inconvenient party go-er

Someone who only gets invited to parties at the most inconvenient times of his/her life. Usually at these parties they will meet very important people, thus making it worse.

Inviter: Hey, wanna come to my graduation party?

Invitee: Ugh, I have a fever.

Inviter: Ashton Kutcher will be there.

Invitee: Damn, I'm such an inconvenient party go-er

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can-u-ere-the-v-tec

Pronounced in a only northern chav/scally accent.
A phrase used only by two types of people.
It can be screamed by F-16 pilots, instead of the customary "booyaa", while flying 2 meters above crowded pedestrian areas.
It is also screamed by Parson cross chavs, from the drivers window of red honda civic type-r as they speed past inferior cars(EG bugatti veyrons, saxos, corsas &/or hyundias).

Ppptttttccccccchhhhhh!!!!!!, can-u-ere-the-v-tec?

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