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Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

by lovelyspam September 8, 2011


American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.

Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky

by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018


Explosive Brown Stuff

A brown or yellow liquid that commonly comes out of your urinal hole.

"Holy fuck that jumpscare made Explosive Brown Stuff come out of my ass."

by Hennesyy June 7, 2023


Herniotic Explosion

Laughing hysterically to the point of "exploding."

A hernia is a tear in the abdomen wall -- pain and discomfort caused by tears in some cases by heavy pressure placed on abdomen, ie. Laughing uncontrollably, thus a Herniotic Explosion.

When I saw Bob randomly fall off his chair in the middle of class, I had a herniotic explosion!! hahahahaha!

by Frank88 April 14, 2008


Explosive Ejaculation

When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.

Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...

by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019


flatulent explosion

A massive and devastating explosion in the seat of someones pants that was caused bu flatulence.

Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.

by Haldee May 6, 2018


lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014