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To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.
Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train
Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"
Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality
Yo I Saw this cool jacket @ Express clothing
To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.
Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!
A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
It is when Government introduces a program to correct a problem in the market place.
Reverse Express is when government introduces a program such as EPA to correct a market place imbalance.