Random
Source Code
Random
that highly addictive drug you cant live without,a stalkers dream come true
1👍 5👎
A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
42👍 3👎
Public Display of Affection on Facebook, usually when a couple publicly swoons over each other, when they should just text each other, pick up the phone, or heaven for bid just talk to each other to save the rest of us from the cheesy and showy interaction.
Person 1 is ... "I love you sweetie"
Comment ... Person 2 ... "I love you too my love! You're the best! I'm so lucky to be with you"
Comment ... Friend ... "Enough with the Facebook PDA"
74👍 7👎
Similar to radio silence but with facebook. The process by which you appear offline on facebook chat and check what others have written on your wall but do not reply or do anything that may appear in your news feed. This way, nobody else will know that you were on there.
Tim: Dude, I posted the funniest link on your wall and you never replied.
Mark: Oh yeah, I got that when Linda was really pissed off at me and I decided to go to facebook silence so she didn't know I was there.
Steve: I didn't go to the party last night so went to facebook silence so that people didn't know I sat in on facebook all night. This meant I could later give the charade of having had just as cool a night as the party-goers.
Dave: Dude, I haven't replied to that creepy girl who sits behind us in Chemistry on facebook...so now I have to stay at facebook silence whenever I log on so she doesn't know I'm ignoring her and just thinks I'm ignoring facebook.
23👍 1👎
The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-Facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-Facebookings may occur simultaneously.
Those who have been De-Facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Person One: Yo that girl screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-Facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
32👍 2👎
The act of finding a random person in your friends list on Facebook that you don't know and who you never remember friend requesting or accepting their friend request.
Max: Yo, you know this guy?
Sean: No. Why?
Max: He posted Happy Birthday on my wall and i have no idea who he is. It's a little creepy, not to mention awkward.
Sean: Sounds like you've been Facebook Rufied bro.
32👍 2👎
An "I look so good from this angle" pose that people pull when someone is taking a picture of them that is likely to appear on facebook. Such pictures are usually taken at a concert/party/club, and are posted for no reason other than to make people appear successful popular and like they have a life.
"she is such a facebook poser"
64👍 6👎