fake woo

twitch.tv/silky

term used for people who are not part of the "woo" gang, but think they are (the floss 💫)

a woo member: "word to my dead, that jerry guy really a bitch, why he think he down with the set"
fellow woo member: "facts cig, he must be a fake woo"

Sanctioned Woo Member, Tdott 👿: "Yo BOY stop jaccin our shit u not from da hood don't make me address this shit again"
Fake Woo Member, Silky 🐬: "Stars in the AMG, Big WOO shit"

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Fake Person

A fake person is someone who will do at least two of the following:
1) Talk behind your or someone else's back
2) Act like their something they're really not to be liked (a Poser)
3) Try to be relatable
4) Pretend to be friends with someone just to use them

Yeah, Lindsey is such a fake person. I can not believe she talked behind Taylor's back like that.

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fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

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Fake Date

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

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Fake Bunt

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

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fake moves

the act of doing something you are not allowed to do.
such as drugs, stealing, or cheating.

"dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight."

you cant fake moves on me.

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fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).

Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy

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