gush fanny

A name for a woman who offloads a large amount of urine each time she empties her bladder, usually at high and hugely audiable speed.

Hol: Jeez Mel it sounds like the Hoover Damn just broke in cubicle 4. You're such a gush fanny.

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fanny bloom

A female, not that attractive but enough "sweet" or "cute" features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. May have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, French, etc.)

"When I came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, I was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the class that year. Fanny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade."

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fanny wipe

Derogatory expression meaning complete unthinking idiot

You're such a fanny wipe

Don't be such a fanny wipe

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fanny whacking

Heterosexual intercourse carried out in the missionary position between 'mutually enthusiastic' partners with sufficient vigour to generate rhythmic, audible impact of scrotum on buttocks.

He gave me such a fanny whacking last night, I bet he makes up some excuse for not cycling to work this week!

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fanny flap

creamy red hole

my girl

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Fanny Fart

The delightfully sloppy 'pffffup' that emits from a girl with a particularly loose or moist pudenda.

'Did you just fanny fart?'

Also used as an insult 'you soggy fanny fart!'

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fanny pelmet

a short skirt that barely covers ones fanny

that hooker at q bar, saigon was wearing a great fanny pelmet

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