High Five

When you are doing a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homeboy, or the other way around, and you slap his hand up way high.

Me and Matt gave her the High Five last night

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Five Point

In porn, a girl with a penis in every oriface, and one in each hand.

They gave her the old 'five point'.

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five-percenter

Fascist who rejects fascism as a platform for political organization, national solidarity or ethnic chauvinism.

Someone who believes fascism’s critique of Western aesthetics is lost in its conversion to a linguistic framework (political theory) PARTICULARLY in terms of low-context Indo-European languages.

Refers to the 5% of the fascist movement that reduces fascism to a synthesis of Italian aesthetic idealism and Hindu sensualism.

A member of the meta-right.

A messianist.

A five-percenter would discourage political organization along fascist lines as he posits fascism to be an existential philosophy driven by aesthetic critique ie he views a linguistics as a poor framework for fascism. As evidence for this position, he presents fascism's self-destructive political engagements and social organizational theory.

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five f's

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.

Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.

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tri-five

A super high five between three people. Usually friends.

Friend 1: See you later man
Friend 2: Alright bro
Friend 3: Later guys

*smack

Friend 3: Man that tri-five was gnarly

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five below

A person who only dates people rating a 5 or below on a scale of 1 to 10 in hotness (1 being very ugly, and 10 being very hott).

Can be used as an adjective or noun.

Inspired by the discount dollar-store chain "5 Below" which sells poor quality items that cost five dollars or less.

Mary's new boyfriend is so fugly, She only dates five below.

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live in five

When someone says or does something really funny, then recreates the moment with a different crowd and pretends that this was the first time they did/said that funny thing. Usually used to get attention, or a bigger reaction.

ex. 1
Sarah: ohh I like your leather jacket Matt! I hope it doesn't get wrecked in the rain!
Matt: Thanks! It won't get wrecked, think about it, cows don't get wrecked in the rain, and leather is from cows...!
Sarah: haha!! you're so funny!
(a littlle while later)
(Matt is with other friends in his jacket)
MAtt: Do you think my jacket will get ruined? Since its raining and all?
Lauren: I hope not!
Matt: Well, i guess since leather is made from cows, and cows are waterproof, it will be fine.. !
Lauren: haha You're so funny Matt!
*Matt has just live in fived*

ex.2
Person 1: Oh my god, Jakey is so funny! He just compared Adriana to Julie Andrews!!

Person 2: Wait, he totally just did that five minutes ago in the cafeteria! And it wasn't funny.

Person 1: He must have live in 5'ed it.

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