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Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.
Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork
OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket
Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork
Child - ugh
Synonymous with good food. Shares easy to make recipes that make your mouth water and drool. Makes people wait for their special menus but when the wait is over like everything else, nails this too.
Damn that tastes sooo good, it must be The Holy Fork
Sarcastically used to express something is blatantly obvious or not a surprise at all in a humorous way.
Popularized in online spaces such as Twitter/X.
Synonymous with other obvious phrases such as: the sky is blue, grass is green, bread found in bakery, the sun is hot, etc. and has similar purposes to no shit Sherlock, thanks captain obvious, or duh
Person A: Did you hear, this popular twitch streamer is homophobic?
Person B: Fork found in kitchen
If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
the act of shoving a fork inside someone’s anus
yo bru i just shoved a fork up my friends ass and it was amazing she def has a fork kink
A bitch that makes you want to cry
LORNAS A FORK SMELLER