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The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.
During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.
The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!
The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.
Animal Liberation Front actually cares about animals, unlike PETA.
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Referring to or of a man's exceptionally large bulge in his pants due to his penis.
All the girls love my Ba-Donk-A-Front
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A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.
Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.
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Phrase used to inconpicuously talk about a girl's breats, even if she (or her brother) are listening to you talk. Derived from cleavage. Works well since most people will think you are discussing the Cleveland Browns football team's offensive line.
Man, did you see cleveland's front line?
Clevelands front line is HUGE!
When clevelands front line walks into the room, it attracts alot of attention.
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The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
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The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.
My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.
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When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.
I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).
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