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awooga sexy dilf fuck me

toji fushiguro. point end blank. that’s all. if you disagree, πŸ”«πŸ˜•

awooga sexy dilf fuck me

oh are you talking about toji fushiguro, the dilf from jjk??

duh who else πŸ™„πŸ™„

by tortilla simp June 4, 2021

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fuck if it ain't me

A phrase similar in meaning to same or mood, usually with a slightly negative connotation.

Person A: one time a guy hit on me and I got so nervous I just walked away while screaming internally.
Person B: Fuck if it ain't me though.

by Lady_Hiraeth August 11, 2019

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017


Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash

He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

by missj451 July 8, 2004

65πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

82πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


please fuck me I’m so lonely

A lonely, horny person asking and/or begging to be fucked.

β€œPlease fuck me I’m so lonely.”

β€œSHUT UP JAROLD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU’RE A LONELY HORNY IDIOT.”

by You’re valid <3 July 22, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016