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Garden of life, a place to curl up to. a place of song and beautiuful instrumentals. Wonderful musicians that give roots to this music. Friendships, love, life, loss, and dreams. Life's journey of one individual shared with song, her garden. Love and song from Jeanne Rose to you. A dream found, a dream shared...
Garden of Life is but a dream, let it be your gift to help you create your own dream...
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When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
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lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches
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Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.
"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"
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You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person
If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit
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When a male is in a handstand position with no pants on and another male sticks his thumb in the friends butthole and pintches the nutsack between two fingers as if he is gardening and attempting to snip a nice flower from his friends Busch Gardens.
While Mike was doing a nude keg stand, Ryan gave Mike a Busch Gardens.
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