ghetto classy

the strange phenomenon of ghetto black chick thinkin she be classy when in fact she's just really REALLY ghetto.

{LaShawna with her thong sticking out and fake eyelashes falling off her face is fighting with her baby daddy}

Baby Daddy: you ain't nothin but a two bit ho.

LaShawna: you shut the hell up! i'm ghetto classy! it's a lifestyle, nigga!

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Ghetto Cologne

Febreeze or other type of air freshener used instead of real cologne do to lack of that and/or money

Justin:Hey you smell good is that the new MJ cologne
Ki: what you think im that rich. This is just some ghetto cologne

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Ghetto Tone

The tone in one's voice that changes it from proper to ghetto without having to change the included diction.

Did you hear Shawn change to his ghetto tone during his speech? I sort of expected someone to go up and yell 'Flocka!'

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ghetto switchblade

box cutter

ghetto kid: hey pops, hand me that ghetto switchblade.
Pops: what the box cutter?

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Ghetto Coozie

Brown paper bag used to conceal a 40 oz beer. Commonly seen around hood liquor stores everywhere.

Hey yo, put that 40 of Magnum in a ghetto coozie, police is outside.

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Ghetto Gravy

Ranch Dressing,universal condiment.

Can I get sum ghetto gravy for my fries?

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ghetto deer

A black person crossing the road without watching for traffic, usually ending up getting hit... like a deer

Dang Clancy, look dem damn ghetto deer out again!

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