Psycho girlfriend

A girl who obsessively messages her boyfriend every waking second. She will freak out if he tries to have a normal life that involves not being free to use his phone at any moment. Normally the europe test is administered to test for a psychotic girlfriend.

Bob: "Dude, I heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?"
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."

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girlfriend

normal word for ordinary person but mythical creature for gamers

Guy : Hey i just got a girlfriend!
Gamer : Girlfriend? Never heard of that DLC

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My girlfriend

ur mom

my girlfriend is,.....

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step-girlfriend

A girl who someone dates to get closer to her friend.

With the ultimate goal of dating her friend, you date girl A. When that relationship inevitably fails, you can move onto girl B, whom you have been getting to know throughout the span of the first relationship. Girl A was the step-girlfriend used to get to girl B.

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my girlfriend

non-existant.

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty

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Girlfriend in law

When you are dating a guy who already has a girlfriend, or when you are dating a guy who is cheating on you with another girl, the other girlfriend is your girlfriend in law. Much like in-laws, you don't need to get along with the other girlfriend in order for her to be your girlfriend in law.

You: What are you doing fooling around with my boyfriend?
Girlfriend in law: Your boyfriend? he's my boyfriend too! You're my girlfriend in law.

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Girlfriend test

When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.

Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.

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